SUMMER IN AUSTRALIA……
What we all know!!!!
- The best car park is determined by shade, not distance.
- You wake up in a sweat at 6:00 am.
- Hot water comes out of both taps.
- A cup of ice is a great snack.
- You develop a fear of door handles.
- You master steering the car using only two fingers.
- You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car at 8:00 am.
- The temp drops below 32C and you feel chilly.
- You learn that a seat belt buckle is like a branding iron.
- You’ve learnt that asphalt can be a liquid state.
- Farmers feed their chickens ice to stop them laying hard boiled eggs.
- The trees are whistling to dogs to come over.
- Shopping centres become temples where everyone gathers to worship the air-conditioning gods.
- Sticking your head in the freezer, or even climbing into your fridge is considered normal.
- You worry if you fall off your bicycle you’ll get “cooked” on the road.
- The power goes out and you think you’re going to die because the air-con and fans stop working.
- You put everything in the fridge, including you clothes.
- The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away.
- You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off and kill you.
- You’re laughing because you know this list is so accurate.