What we all know!!!!

  1. The best car park is determined by shade, not distance.
  2. You wake up in a sweat at 6:00 am.
  3. Hot water comes out of both taps.
  4. A cup of ice is a great snack.
  5. You develop a fear of door handles.
  6. You master steering the car using only two fingers.
  7. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car at 8:00 am.
  8. The temp drops below 32C and you feel chilly.
  9. You learn that a seat belt buckle is like a branding iron.
  10. You’ve learnt that asphalt can be a liquid state.
  11. Farmers feed their chickens ice to stop them laying hard boiled eggs.
  12. The trees are whistling to dogs to come over.
  13. Shopping centres become temples where everyone gathers to worship the air-conditioning gods.
  14. Sticking your head in the freezer, or even climbing into your fridge is considered normal.
  15. You worry if you fall off your bicycle you’ll get “cooked” on the road.
  16. The power goes out and you think you’re going to die because the air-con and fans stop working.
  17. You put everything in the fridge, including you clothes.
  18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away.
  19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off and kill you.
  20. You’re laughing because you know this list is so accurate.

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